Corey & Carmella—Episode I Review
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It didn’t take long, 30 seconds in, for Carmella to ask the seminal question of the year, “Did you suck your own dick in the shower yesterday?”
If this burning question is on your mind, and seeing both these WWE Superstars on television and listening to their relationship podcast wasn’t enough, boy oh boy, is this ever the YouTube series for you!
This very flirty and raunchy couple find themselves in one of the biggest and most important predicaments a blossoming relationship has… buying their first home. I’m sure every homeowner has thought they’ve had it hard finding the perfect place. Is it the right size, the right location? Does it fit the wants and needs of my significant other? Well clearly your stress is insignificant when you think of the stress that comes with a significant other of Carmella. The former Laker Girl and WWE Women’s champ said it best with her favorite witticism, “You can’t turn a Hoe into a Housewife!”
One must feel for the conundrum facing Carmella, will leaving the city life for the suburbs make her a Stepford wife? Many would think that they’d find this young woman in the blinding city lights of NYC, LA, or Beverly Hills, but the only city she’s repping here is Pittsburgh. Corey’s former family, 3 kids, keeps him in the Steel City but it’s gonna take a lot more than family to get Carmella out of the Downtown and into a Townhome. Is there a closet big enough for all this couple’s cheetah print attire? Can a single home have enough spots for passionate love making for this freaky couple???
May L. Ron Hubbard bless this realtor/Corey’s friend for the journey they shall partake, as this couple tries to find the home that they’ll settle on.
Follow them on their journey of finding a home and letting their love grow on the hottest YouTube series around, Corey & Carmella!
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